Controversy continued in the big

Big Red Super Series 2 - R3

Controversy continued in the big red series 2 as a leak from the drug testing resulted in the public scorn of three of the competitors ( Belle Chadwick Chris Roach and Jayne Murray) big Red has issued a statement:

"After Reading the Report From ASDA we have taken it into account, however ASDA is not sanctioned to test the series as we have our own testing company BRADA (Big Red Anti Doping Agency) and the positives will not be counted. BRADA has also done tests and i have contacted the lab at High St and all tests have come back clean. The lab however does offer good prices on all known drugs so call in for a bargain." BR

Ape Arena at the base hosp. was the place for Round 3.

Defending Champ Bushy couldn't make the round as he had torn muscles in his legs to win the Mini Golf then battled through the bowling but couldn't maintain the pain for the next round.

This round also seen the return of the defending Champ ROOKIE negotiations had gone on all week to bring him back from anger management classes in Brisbane some say he was brought back up via a Big Red Air Freight Plane in a cage and restrained like hannibal leckter.

An unlucky draw for the series leader as he met the BR BET favourite Ape Hopes in first round.

Out in straight sets Roach cool his heels in the pool in what other swimmers called his 'Tighty Whiteys'.

Rook was a winner over Jayne in the last seasons 3rd plays 4th game with the same result again.

The much anticipated match between arch rivals Belle and Reaper was a white wash as harry dominated his Belgie rival in straight sets with his strange style, Belle burst into another fit of rage angry and accusing harry of leaking the info about the positive test.

Harry was later to reveal that he was in fact a ASDA tester and a lot of people went home early.

Other winners in first round were Greg Chadwich over Anna, Pidge over Pip, Rook Jnr Over miles.

Mark and Rach had First Rounds byes as there opponents didn't show up, Worm is believed to be still missing after a freak wave took him while fishing on the rocks for his pre game meal.

Quarters loomed and Pidge got a bye as Rach went home saying she had a migraine but insides believe it was due to the Drug tester being there.

Reaper continued his run wiping away Rook jnr like a bit of dunny paper, chad gained revenge for the dirty tactics of Rook snr last year to win in another tight one and Ape downed Garry Chadwik in the fourth game.

Semis came on Straight away with Ape Steam rolling chad 3-0 and The Reaper took time out from blood testing to go down to the Pidge, So the final was set and Ape showed why he deserved the title beating Pidge 3-0.

With Two of the other Favourites Rach And Defending Champ Bushy out, Gav won the title quite easy he thanked all the losers for coming flipped the bird and strolled out Champ!

The series lead also changed hands as Pidge a one time series leader once again took the lead, is it too early to be leading only time will tell..

ROUND 1

HOPES V ROACH 3-0
GLEN V ANNA 3-0
CHAD V ED (ED DNS)
ROOK V JAYNE 3-0
RACH V WORM (WORM DNS)
PIDGE V PIP 3-0
HARRY V BELLE 3-0
ROOK JNR V MILES 3-2

QUARTERS

APE V GLEN 3-1
CHAD V ROOK 3-2
PIDGE V RACH (RACH WITHDRAWN)
HARRY V ROOK JNR 3-0

SEMI

APE V CHAD 3-0
PIDGE V REAPER 3-1

FINAL

APE V PIDGE 3-0

OVERALL            PRO   R1     R2    R3     TOTAL

1ST PIDGE           65    75     68.5 110    318.5
2ND ROACHY     70     90     100    20     280
3RD FLEN*          60     82.5   68.5   60     271 Leading Rookie of the year
4TH CHAD           50     40       85     80     255
5TH REAPER*      35     57.5   35     90   217.5
6TH ROOK           45     95        -      70     210
7TH BELLE*         25     57.5     95    20     192.5 Leading Female of the year
8TH JNR ROOK   40     45       50     50     185
9TH MILO            55      50      30     40      175**
10TH BUSH          20    100      55      -       175**
11TH JAYNE          5     65       60     20      150
12TH APE*             -        -         -     140     140
13TH EDDIE*        30     82.5     -       -       112.5
14TH PIP*             10      70       -      20      100**
15TH ANNA            -        -       80     20      100**
16TH SARAH*      15       35     40     -        90** # leading wooden spoon
17TH MITCH *       -         -       90     -        90**
18TH WORM*        -         -       75     -       75
19TH RACH            -         -      45    20      65

# Must compete in at least 3 events to gain to Wooden Spoon
* Denotes ROOKIES
** Are tied but person with faster prolouge leads

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ROCKVEGAS
QLD

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